Toupe
A sexual move: Party A licks Party B's ass hole, and continuing that lick, goes up the back and then, in a circular motion with the tongue, continues the lick all up in the hair of Party B.
Toupe by Jesse O. Roy February 17, 2008
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Toupe
when a guy is watching a movie with a girl with a sleeveless shirt, and puts his arm around the girl, and his underarm hair lays on top of her head
Julia: Hey cindy how was the movie with richard?
Cindy: It would have been better but i had a stanky toupe blocking my view.
Cindy: It would have been better but i had a stanky toupe blocking my view.
Toupe by fat boy lover February 4, 2010
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toupe
A toupe for women. Usually worn by the balding younger generation, this lovely patch of fine curly hair is placed upon the sparce area and combed into the original hair.
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presidential toupe
presidential toupe by LostMyBiscuits May 30, 2018
The Salty Toupe
When two middle aged,homosexual men have sex and one of them stands up before ejaculating and ejaculates onto the other man's bald spot on his head.
The Salty Toupe by Waffledragon155 August 22, 2012
arabian toupe
when u r taking it up the ass u shit on the other persons weener so there weenner head resembles a head with a toupe on
'my uncle raped me up the but'ses jimmy 'aww man u shoulda give that fucker an arabian toupe that will teach him' replys phillep
arabian toupe by mr arabian February 27, 2009
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