An advanced form of gonnorhea that can only be developed in Mexican truck stops. Believed to have been the result of a genetic mutation that occured after Bill Clinton exchanged fluids with 3 cleaning ladies in Cancun. Yes, he actually did that... probably.

Man 1 "My doodle is purple! Its been getting worse ever since spring break!"
Man 2 "That's tojabe, dude. I told you to use a seat cover."
Man 1's girlfriend "...fuck..."

tojabe by TheIrishTardmuffin September 29, 2010

tojam

Tojam is the coolest person you will ever meet he is fit a great sport and is pretty strong. he has alot of brains andd friends which obviously indicates to how freshh he is.he has about 90 admirers.

Did you see that dude tojam he is my favorite person

tojam by Dat god July 13, 2017

tojacker

A white person,(cracker) who is really obsessed with Japanese people (tojo), and thinks they can somehow turn asian. Some things they love are naruto, video games, manga, and any other random japanese or asian crap.

Amanda Russo is such a tojacker. She even told me she is going to get surgery to make her eyes smaller.

tojacker by Gulsk832 June 6, 2010

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026