To cheat on your girlfriend (if possible on the 4th of March) then go back to her house afterwards when she is on holiday for her dads 50th and eat her steak. You must then tell the boys to keep silent but then a week later tell them they shouldn't have lied to the ex missus. Then continue to be an awful bloke and then you have done a Callaway.
by bigbadbastian March 10, 2022