Tittydicking

Tittydicking (v.) - To fool around or mess around.

Replaces the word Pussyfooting (which also means to be messing around or fooling around).

Little Johnny is throwing rocks onto the house.
His Mom: Johnny, quit tittydicking around!
Little Johnny: Yes Mommy. (Under breath), bitch..

by oh f**k! whats that?! July 6, 2010

tittyfucking

the act of placing a penis in between two "titties" and making a humping motion.

the last time I saw a set of breasts that nice I had to tittyfuck them

by tittyfuckers February 18, 2003

jesus tittyfucking christ

A term of extreme surprise that should be used sparingly, lest its impact lessen.

Did you see that really surprising thing? look over there..

Jesus tittyfucking christ! I wouldn't have seen that had you not pointed it out, thank you kind sir

by Bo bvo bo bo bo bob b November 9, 2007

Tijuana Tittylickin'

A sexual act originating from Tijuana's notorious Red Light District wherein a man lightly salts a woman's breasts, licks it off and proceeds to do a body shot of Jose Cuervo Azul Agave Tequila with the shot in the belly button and the lime in the mouth of the woman.

Guy 1: I have a crazy hangover, what happened last night? I don't remember.

Guy 2: Oh shit Dave, last night was crazy, you got an ASU girl to do a Tijuana Tittylickin' with you!

by TricepLincoln December 7, 2009

Tittyfucking

Bouncing, jiggling, sliding up and down, or pretty much any sexual contact between tits and dick. *Oilnor spit helps to get best effect.

Tittyfucking is heaven on earth

by Apex-Overkill April 6, 2015

tittyfuckingcockbitch

a word matt has made up to refer to any object a generic noun

hand me that titty fucking cock bitch

or

hey titty fucking cock bitch, hand me that soda!

by kregg March 6, 2005

tippydicking

when you get your legs surgically removed and attach penises but you wanna sneak around more like a ninja

I'm just tippydicking to yo mama's house tonight

by sonicbruh April 12, 2021