timepiece

An overpriced watch.

Watch Salesman 1: How can we get more than $15 for this watch?
Watch Salesman 2: Add 4 zeroes on to the end of the price, and call it a timepiece.
Watch Salesman 1: Brilliant!

by SailorMeeko December 19, 2006

Timepiece

(n) an older person who is attractive. Similar to dime piece, cougar, MILF, etc.

I brought my timepiece to the party

by justintimberlake2 February 12, 2020

Timepiece

A label given to a post on any social network (ex. Instagram ) that has more likes ( or reblogs or retweets ) than the amount of time it has been posted for.

"Bro, I posted a picture on Instagram like 5 minutes ago and it has almost 600 likes."

"Man, that's such a timepiece!"

by theColeTrain4 February 21, 2014

timepiece gentleman

Pulled a bad publicity stunt online, lied about the reason, blame everyone for the bad reception and negative comments. Apologised to the public as the last resort. Narcissistic douchebag

No publicity is bad publicity unless your done a timepiece gentleman

by Findingmeanings July 11, 2021

The Timepiece Mechanics

The most proggiest assembly of competent musicians ever.

"The Timepiece Mechanics are so prog."

by yogurt3452524 May 17, 2010

Timepiece Monsters

Someone who buys expensive Timepieces. He has a healthy obsession for expensive Timepieces. Hence the word "Timepiece Monsters"

All-black Audemar, you claim yours is one-of-one, we Timepiece Monsters, every season we be on the hunt.

NAS

by TMarkus November 27, 2022