I think not you thot

Can be used when you think some thing is wrong

Michael- Kid can you clean the bedroom
Kid- I think not you thot

by Peen wiggles November 11, 2019

Not everybody thinks like you do

You should know this through MBTI and Socionics … not everybody thinks the same or sees the world in the same view.

i.e. INTJ’s and ENTP’s are very like-minded; but they take a very different approach to how they interact with the world and it’s utilization

Not everybody thinks like you do

Me, I find it quite difficult to get out of an INTJ ego state and turn into i.e. an ENTP or ISTP.

So fucking hard..it’s hard to change the way you think/see the world.

by Death Menace May 23, 2022

I'm not as think as you drunk I am.

A spoof, often on a t-shirt, of someone who is so drunk that they begin to confuse words in a sentence with other words, and switch their places, often after an all night party.

"Joe, you can't drive home, you're wasted."
"Yeah, I'll drive you man."
"Nah, guys, don't worry about it. I'm not as think as you drunk I am."

by Conman140069 January 6, 2010

When I masturbate I think of you

What normal, rational girls don't want to hear.

After band class, some random kid told me "When I masturbate I think of you."

by Jinx (Name already Used) December 25, 2010

Think you douche-it-all

A person who tries to diss on something that he/she knows nothing about.

Rego: You play Magic! Man that game is so gay and for nerds!

Jeremy: Fuck off! You know nothing of the game. You're a fucking think you douche-it-all.

by JB!!! :) April 22, 2009

I think that's a you problem.

A cleaner way to say "I didn't cause this, you did bitch." Sometimes used when you are boiling with anger but are in front of someone but do not want to say anything bad so you just fabricate this sentance.

Person 1; Dude why the hell did you not help me cheat during the test?!!? I failed all cause of you!
(Person 2's christian friends are watching)
Person 2; Shut the fuck u- I think that's a you problem.

by Your own personal fuckface September 16, 2020

I think that's a you problem.

The best way to say someone is in the wrong.

Person 1: why the fuck did you kill my dog!!!??
Person 2: I think that's a you problem.

by Come backs June 3, 2020