The Shiner

The shiner is a guy/girl who has it all: Looks, Personality, etc.. They are beautiful on the inside and the out, and are meant to be with you forever.

CUBBY-"You and that chick are really close."
G1LB3RT-"I know, I'm pretty sure she could be the shiner."

by G1LB3RTandCUBBY July 14, 2011

shiner

(n.) a black eye. Term is of Irish origin where it was a punishment for not keeping machinery shiney delivered from the boot of a British officer.

That's quite a shiner on your face

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 6, 2004

shinerism

When a woman looks fit from behind, but then turns around and proves to be anything but.

That woman over there has a really bad case of shinerism!

by Cool Dude September 28, 2004

shiner

a bruise near the eye

My dad had a shiner from the basketball that hit his face.

by The Return of Light Joker September 29, 2011

shiners

A Blow Job/ Head/ Buffing

If I give you a tenner will you give me shiners? Fifteen? Shit, the feds.

by The Original Crackhead February 11, 2003

Shiner

Complete strangers that are so obsessed with murder victims that you would think they birthed them. They likely require therapy.

You can tell she’s a Shiner.

by NikkiKess June 14, 2019

Shiner

Short for Shinerboch beer, which is bottled and brewed in Shiner, TX and famous throughout the Lone Star State.

Guy on his way to get some more beers from the fridge: "Who wants a Shiner?"

by oso1 February 22, 2006