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Replacing the Divot
While hooking up with a girl and attempting to score in her hole, you find that she is very rough down there. In one swift stroke, you rip her pubic hair out and replace the divot in her mouth.
You reach down a girl's pants and find pubic hair. So you rip her pubic hair out and shove it in her mouth ("Replacing the Divot").
Replacing the Divot by Ginelo September 30, 2006
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replace the divots
Golfing idiom for fixing business processes, or repairing relationships--after you have totally destroyed them in the act of rush completing a task or project.
"We totally took a lot of shortcuts in getting this code to launch, but there are a ton of security flaws in it. Let's get a real developer to come in and replace the divots."
"I really threw Steve under a bus at the last meeting, when I said we should scrap his project and his team is a waste of flesh. Maybe I'll take him out to lunch to replace the divots."
"I really threw Steve under a bus at the last meeting, when I said we should scrap his project and his team is a waste of flesh. Maybe I'll take him out to lunch to replace the divots."
replace the divots by World Class Organization January 21, 2015
If you touch a horse, you win the divorce!
A common idiom from 18th century Britain, first coined by Sir John Walters in reference to his ex-lover Caroline Milcke. The original phrasing, “place thy hand on a horse, and be victorious in the divorce.” This obscure idiom was adopted by 19th century romantics and its popularity grew exponentially. As of the early 20th century, the phrase was adapted to its current wording by Elizabeth Williams.
If you touch a horse, you win the divorce! by Lissylooe January 3, 2020
RSVP the Divorce
RSVP the Divorce by DonKehote August 23, 2011
The Devotchkas
The Devotchkas by Myz January 12, 2008
The Divorce Party
A single-issue political party that advocates for a disunion of factions that vitiate each others plans instead of working together to improve their country.
The conspicuous incompatibility of the republican & democratic parties' policies evinced a need for " the divorce party " to advocate for a disunion.
The Divorce Party by MoribundMurdoch May 18, 2021
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When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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