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Testilepathy 

Testilepathy is the phenomenon that occurs when one man is hit in the testicles and everyone around him growns in pain. Simply put it is telepathy of the testicles.
Oh shit! She kicked him in the junk! Damn testilepathy!
Testilepathy by Pig_boy August 19, 2009

Textlepathy 

Communicating with a friend via text messaging who is physically at the same location as you. Its purpose is, usually, to talk shit on a 3rd party who is also present.
The two men discussed the merits of their bosses tits via textlepathy to avoid a sexual harrassment suit.
Textlepathy by T-Roxs August 11, 2009

textlepathy 

The act of texting with one's mind. As in using mind powers to tell the phone what to type.
No I have to use my hands I don't have textlepathy
textlepathy by The Impluse July 4, 2010

Textlepathy 

when you and your friend are texting and you either;

a) send the answer to a question right before they text it

b) send the answer to a question at the same time they send the question
“wow it’s like you knew what I was going to ask before I asked it, we totally have textlepathy”
Textlepathy by goosegirl69 November 22, 2020
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Oblication 

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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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