textelepathy

when you get the feeling a certain person is going to text you or when you're about to text someone & they text you

"on my way to work this morning i had textelepathy about you!" or "we have textelepathy! i was just sending you a text!"

textelepathy by kelldoubledee November 21, 2014

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Testilepathy

Testilepathy is the phenomenon that occurs when one man is hit in the testicles and everyone around him growns in pain. Simply put it is telepathy of the testicles.

Oh shit! She kicked him in the junk! Damn testilepathy!

Testilepathy by Pig_boy August 19, 2009

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textelepathy • Textlepathy • Testilepathy

Textlepathy

Communicating with a friend via text messaging who is physically at the same location as you. Its purpose is, usually, to talk shit on a 3rd party who is also present.

The two men discussed the merits of their bosses tits via textlepathy to avoid a sexual harrassment suit.

Textlepathy by T-Roxs August 11, 2009

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textlepathy

The act of texting with one's mind. As in using mind powers to tell the phone what to type.

No I have to use my hands I don't have textlepathy

textlepathy by The Impluse July 4, 2010

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Textlepathy

when you and your friend are texting and you either;

a) send the answer to a question right before they text it

b) send the answer to a question at the same time they send the question

“wow it’s like you knew what I was going to ask before I asked it, we totally have textlepathy”

Textlepathy by goosegirl69 November 22, 2020

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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