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tanner's butt 

when one's ass itches after repeatedly going tanning naked
You: My ass itches

Me: Oh you must have tanner's butt
tanner's butt by yoyoyoyoyyo October 19, 2010

tanner’s mom 

A designation for an older woman who prefers the taste of younger men, in the presence of her son.
Tyler, did you check out Tanner’s mom last night? She couldn’t get off of Alex.

Tanner's Bucket

A psychological state in which physical stimulation of the genitals can never be satisfactory - usually due to an increase in sexual activity.
Man, Greg has been going to see his lady an awful lot lately, I think he's developing a Tanner's Bucket Complex

Tanner's Law

Just because Tanner sleeps with you doesn't mean that you are dating, talking, or a thing in any way. It simply means you were in his way and just cute enough to sleep with.
"Dude these cute chicks won't move."
"Tanner's Law man"
Tanner's Law by mr wizard man April 4, 2015

Tanner's Johnson 

Look at Tanner's Johnson
Tanner's Johnson by anonymous February 7, 2025

Cunt's Tender

1) Small change. Normally used in relation to 1p, 2p and 5p coins scavenged from unwashed trouser pockets or the back of sofas when in desperate need of cash. Also used in relation to inconveniently huge amounts of change given when a cashier has run out of notes.

So named because of the inconvenience caused to those on the recieving end (and those directly involved) of (and in) the transaction.
"The queue isn't moving because that bloke at the front is paying for 20 Bensons in Cunt's Tender"

"I went to the shop this morning to buy a packet of Apple Hubba Bubba. I only had a £20 note but they had no fivers or tenners! So I've now got a pocket of Cunt's Tender and a very bad case of the John Wayne hemorrhoids."
Cunt's Tender by Skinbro December 9, 2008