A phrase women throughout the world can use when they've learned something new about their vagina, by the sexgod JfuckingMack.
Jmack taught ya.
Jmack taught ya.
Cosmo: where'd you learn that my God ohh oooooooh
Wanda: Jmack taught me oooooh
Cosmo: I need to thank this nigga.
Wanda: Jmack taught me oooooh
Cosmo: I need to thank this nigga.
by The real jmack November 10, 2013
A girl that owns a set of makeup brushes and a morphe eyeshadow palette and acts like she is a beauty guru because her auntie let her do make up on her niece for a dance show once. Their makeup is usually cakey and they think they are all it. Will eventualoy put it in their bio on instagram to grt attention and make a site for their makeup looks to get customers and earn money. All of her customers are her friends that dont know any bettet themselves.
My mum just bought me the anastasia glow kit. Bitches come at me I'm a self taught MUA now!! Hater gonna hate xoxox
Anyone want a makeup appointment with me? Deposit £10
Anyone want a makeup appointment with me? Deposit £10
by toonicelol2000 February 23, 2018
Yet another example of the "Sofa King" joke. Only this time, it sounds a bit more awkward, but it's less likely to be thought of as a trick to gullible people.
Person- You. Sofa King, we taught Ed. (You so f-cking retarded.)
Sofa King- Aye! We taught Ed? (I retarded?)
Person- Uh-huh.
Sofa King- I knew that.
Person- *walks away to rofl*
Sofa King- Aye! We taught Ed? (I retarded?)
Person- Uh-huh.
Sofa King- I knew that.
Person- *walks away to rofl*
by StatenIslander December 4, 2007
by ThaTeacherXd April 17, 2022