taquitoed
taquitoed by sassy sweetheart November 22, 2009
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taquito meat
Girl 1: Omg Jonathan Smith sent me a dick pic look!
Girl 2: Oh my, thats fucking gross he has taquito meat
Girl 2: Oh my, thats fucking gross he has taquito meat
taquito meat by your mom’s favorite side piece April 26, 2021
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Beef Taquito
With an uncircumcised penis, you have anal sex with a nasty street whore. After you pull out there is shit and corn in the fore skin
After drilling that bitch in the ass, I pulled out and had shit and corn in my turtleneck, it looked like a beef taquito.
Beef Taquito by souperpig December 23, 2008
Taquito Slayer
To feel the urge to FOMO/ feel bullish into a project at its' peak and then undergo "undercutting" by .1 until it sells for a 1eth+ loss. Floor usually rises after getting taquito slayer'd
Taquito Slayer by undercut December 13, 2021
Greasy Taquito
A greasy taquito is when a man discretely tucks his penis inside his ass crack then proceeds to shove it in his lover's fellatio expecting mouth.
Greasy Taquito by Jeffronius August 30, 2006
Taquitorium
The plastic enclosure which houses taquitos. Generally found in 7-11s, taquitoriums consist of a bed of stationary rollers on which the taquitos rest, as well as a rounded viewing dome which serves as a barrier to the general public. Occasionally, hot dogs and sausages can also be found in the taquitorium.
"Dude, dont sneeze on the taquitos!"
"Its alright man, theyre in a taquitorium"
"I could steal all the taquitos i wanted if it werent for this damn taquitorium"
"Jim, make sure and wipe down the taquitorium before you leave"
"Its alright man, theyre in a taquitorium"
"I could steal all the taquitos i wanted if it werent for this damn taquitorium"
"Jim, make sure and wipe down the taquitorium before you leave"
Taquitorium by Killah Tahm April 25, 2008
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