taquitoed 

To have thrown a taquito with a large amount of guacamole on it, at something or someone.

We taquitoed that bitches house good!

taquitoed by sassy sweetheart November 22, 2009

taquito meat 

Uncircumcised Penis , Left the wrapper on

Girl 1: Omg Jonathan Smith sent me a dick pic look!
Girl 2: Oh my, thats fucking gross he has taquito meat

taquito meat by your mom’s favorite side piece April 26, 2021

Beef Taquito 

With an uncircumcised penis, you have anal sex with a nasty street whore. After you pull out there is shit and corn in the fore skin

After drilling that bitch in the ass, I pulled out and had shit and corn in my turtleneck, it looked like a beef taquito.

Beef Taquito by souperpig December 23, 2008

Taquito Slayer 

To feel the urge to FOMO/ feel bullish into a project at its' peak and then undergo "undercutting" by .1 until it sells for a 1eth+ loss. Floor usually rises after getting taquito slayer'd

Haha bro you just got taquito slayer'd!

Taquito Slayer by undercut December 13, 2021

Greasy Taquito 

A greasy taquito is when a man discretely tucks his penis inside his ass crack then proceeds to shove it in his lover's fellatio expecting mouth.

The divorce was pretty ugly. The bitch got the house and the kids, but I gave her a greasy taquito!

Greasy Taquito by Jeffronius August 30, 2006

taquito 

Corn tortilla tightly rolled around a filling (typically meat), then deep-fried.

Similar to a flauta, which uses a flour tortilla.

Please pass the rolled and fried corn tortillas filled with beef. : Please pass the taquito.

taquito by lavapie September 13, 2004

Taquitorium 

The plastic enclosure which houses taquitos. Generally found in 7-11s, taquitoriums consist of a bed of stationary rollers on which the taquitos rest, as well as a rounded viewing dome which serves as a barrier to the general public. Occasionally, hot dogs and sausages can also be found in the taquitorium.

"Dude, dont sneeze on the taquitos!"
"Its alright man, theyre in a taquitorium"

"I could steal all the taquitos i wanted if it werent for this damn taquitorium"

"Jim, make sure and wipe down the taquitorium before you leave"

Taquitorium by Killah Tahm April 25, 2008