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tall midget 

A person who is the most impressive out of of an unimpressive bunch, and tends to lord that over others. King of the dipshits.
Jeff got promoted to Assistant Manager of the McDonald's, and suddenly became a rather tall midget.
tall midget by Stimford Bohemian October 12, 2003
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tall midget 

Someone who falls below average height, but is still too tall to be considered a midget.
Steve asked Rebecca out on a date, but his tall midget stature of only 5'10" resulted in his immediate rejection.

(At a midget club called Lowriders)
Midget 1: Dude, that bouncer is huge.
Midget 2: I know. He's like 5'6". I wouldn't want to piss him off. I'd shit myself.
tall midget by Beefy Queefy December 5, 2016

tall miget 

a miget that is tall.
(but is still short:)
it is just another word for it.
she is a tall miget.
tall miget by bob_bobby June 29, 2009
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