a term invented by D. Murphy, meaning for something to be worse than actually sucking. For something to "suck penis" it would have to be awful enough that the term "sucks" isn't strong enough to apply.
Person 1: Did you study for the Science Exam?
Person 2: We have a Science Exam today?
Person 1: Yup!
Person 2: This sucks penis!
Person 2: We have a Science Exam today?
Person 1: Yup!
Person 2: This sucks penis!
by d.murph.girl April 5, 2009
by Shakezilla2 October 17, 2004
Someone that is such a big cock sucker they literally stay attached to the cock like a leach normally a kiss ass or tattle tail.
Worker 1: I think Brandon is telling the boss on you for being a street cat at work
Worker 2: Brandon is a cum sucking penis leach he's in there sucking the boss dry.
Worker 2: Brandon is a cum sucking penis leach he's in there sucking the boss dry.
by Bowman475 April 25, 2019
When your penis is erect, and you wish for your penis to be sucked. Therefore, you say Suck My Penis!
by Minecraft1238 January 22, 2019
It is when a Female(if gay a male or if u are very flexable) places his lips around the male reproductive organ, Penis(aka Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger) and bounces up and down performing a blowjob
by I can see you Dopp January 9, 2005
Daddy - Please sugar momma suck my penis
Sugar Momma - Sorry i dont speak english. Yes i can suck your penis
Daddy - NO SUCK IT TONIGHT. PLEASE SUCK MY PENIS TONIGHT?
Sugar Momma - *Gets ready for some action* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH YES I WILL SUCK YOUR PENIS TONIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!
Daddy - *Unleashes ultimate power*
Sugar Momma - *Sucks hard*
Sugar Momma - Sorry i dont speak english. Yes i can suck your penis
Daddy - NO SUCK IT TONIGHT. PLEASE SUCK MY PENIS TONIGHT?
Sugar Momma - *Gets ready for some action* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH YES I WILL SUCK YOUR PENIS TONIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!
Daddy - *Unleashes ultimate power*
Sugar Momma - *Sucks hard*
by OFFICIALnigger October 1, 2020