Stroker's Guilt

That feeling of remorse/self loathing/shame after busting a huge nut to questionable pornographic material.

I suffered Stroker's Guilt after getting off to a midget clown gang bang.

by Dyzko November 12, 2016

Stroker's dilemma

The situation one faces when deciding whether or not to stroke and if so, for how long. It is usually present when another more important activity should supersede stroking, but one wants to make time for stroking nonetheless. It is more commonly encountered during the day (when one has more to do) than at night for those who are not nocturnal.

I resolved my stroker's dilemma by affirming to myself that it's a normal and healthy activity - like eating or sleeping. I'll catch the next train.

by goyo May 2, 2017

Stroker Strike Force

The staff of a strip club or any other establishment such as a bar,pub,grocery store ie bathroom attendants, security, bouncers etc who's job is to prevent you from masturbating while inside the establishment or in close proximity to the exterior of the venue.

I was tenderizing my tube steak in the bathroom of this strip club when out of no where the stroker strike force swooped in on me and kicked me out.

by Sexxxy Beast March 1, 2015

Stoker’s dip

A real working mans dip the best at packing and the best long lasting flavor

Yee yee just got me a can of stoker’s dip time to party

by Yee yee dipper August 28, 2018

Strokem’s

A fictional ice cream parlor where ice cream is served in the shape of a “human penis” inside of a cone.

“I went to strokem’s with Billy yesterday, their chocolate flavor goes hard!”

by FauzzyDaddy September 22, 2023

stroke the mongrel's head

To masterbate, wank, jerk-off, thrap, tug, strum the pink darth vader, pull the pud, stroke the sausage, self abuse,

I think I`m going to stroke the mongrel's head before bed time

by kendohmassif March 8, 2009

Coke stroker

One who exchanges sexual favors for cocaine.

Wonda Wonderpig was queen of the coke stroker set!

by I, Wreckerrr October 22, 2016