Stroker's Guilt 

That feeling of remorse/self loathing/shame after busting a huge nut to questionable pornographic material.

I suffered Stroker's Guilt after getting off to a midget clown gang bang.

Stroker's Guilt by Dyzko November 12, 2016

Stroker's dilemma 

The situation one faces when deciding whether or not to stroke and if so, for how long. It is usually present when another more important activity should supersede stroking, but one wants to make time for stroking nonetheless. It is more commonly encountered during the day (when one has more to do) than at night for those who are not nocturnal.

I resolved my stroker's dilemma by affirming to myself that it's a normal and healthy activity - like eating or sleeping. I'll catch the next train.

Stroker's dilemma by goyo May 2, 2017

Stroker Strike Force 

The staff of a strip club or any other establishment such as a bar,pub,grocery store ie bathroom attendants, security, bouncers etc who's job is to prevent you from masturbating while inside the establishment or in close proximity to the exterior of the venue.

I was tenderizing my tube steak in the bathroom of this strip club when out of no where the stroker strike force swooped in on me and kicked me out.

Stroker Strike Force by Sexxxy Beast March 1, 2015

Stoker’s dip 

A real working mans dip the best at packing and the best long lasting flavor

Yee yee just got me a can of stoker’s dip time to party

Stoker’s dip by Yee yee dipper August 28, 2018

Stroker Sunday

Stroker Sunday is a national holiday where people come together to celebrate the Stroker of their friend group, everyone has a Stroker in their group. It's celebrated the first Sunday of every month except for October.

Craig: Did you know it's Stroker Sunday? And have you been stroking?
Sawyer: No, man, I totally forgot that Stroker Sunday was tomorrow, I better prepare.
Craig: Okay, I'll see you there!

Stroker Sunday by Amandr July 31, 2026

Strokem’s 

A fictional ice cream parlor where ice cream is served in the shape of a “human penis” inside of a cone.

“I went to strokem’s with Billy yesterday, their chocolate flavor goes hard!”

Strokem’s by FauzzyDaddy September 22, 2023

stroke the mongrel's head

To masterbate, wank, jerk-off, thrap, tug, strum the pink darth vader, pull the pud, stroke the sausage, self abuse,

I think I`m going to stroke the mongrel's head before bed time

stroke the mongrel's head by kendohmassif March 8, 2009