An overweight fucktard on IRC that constantly whinging or ranting. Known for chucking sooks and for lolita fetishes.
Stop being a stormo.
by Carl_Macek September 2, 2004
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Bleeding profusely from falling down the stairs, vomiting violently, and then shitting your pants... all while wearing a white skirt.
Typically occurs after a long night of underage drinking.
Bleeding profusely from falling down the stairs, vomiting violently, and then shitting your pants... all while wearing a white skirt.
Typically occurs after a long night of underage drinking.
Did you see Kaylee this morning?
Yeah... her white skirt was covered with shit, vommit, and blood.
I can't believe she didn't die!
Ehh... it was just a stormo.
Yeah... her white skirt was covered with shit, vommit, and blood.
I can't believe she didn't die!
Ehh... it was just a stormo.
by Man_Meat April 29, 2011
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Hey, do you like pumpkin and chocolate chips? Here, have a CRUMB of my cookie and see what I'm enjoying that you can't have!
Wow, I just got Stormo'd!
Wow, I just got Stormo'd!
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Get the Turdal storm mug.verb. Whereas brainstorming involves storming the brain for its secrets, stormbraining induces shock to enliven the gourd.
I am staying awake and busying myself with drinking coffee nonstop until my stormbraining results in a resolution to this dilemma.
by nilskidoo October 18, 2012
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Every time there’s potential for a storm, he releases a caps-lock filled tirade about how it’s going to be the end of days and we all need to start choosing who to eat first in our Higgins-endorsed storm bunkers.
Of course, he only knows about the storms because of weather models and charts provided to him by various actual meteorological services, including the BOM. He thinks he’s better than the BOM, and will point to the few times there has been a bad storm and he’s “predicted” it (ignoring the hundreds times he’s forecasted armageddon and there’s been some patchy showers and thunder).
He has an oblivious army of facebook idiots who find the BOM forecasts too confusing with their “percentages” and stuff. The kind of people who need their kids to come over every time they want to print something. Idiot bower-birds attracted to the shiny, colourful Higgins buzzword-vomit forecasts.
Every time there’s potential for a storm, he releases a caps-lock filled tirade about how it’s going to be the end of days and we all need to start choosing who to eat first in our Higgins-endorsed storm bunkers.
Of course, he only knows about the storms because of weather models and charts provided to him by various actual meteorological services, including the BOM. He thinks he’s better than the BOM, and will point to the few times there has been a bad storm and he’s “predicted” it (ignoring the hundreds times he’s forecasted armageddon and there’s been some patchy showers and thunder).
He has an oblivious army of facebook idiots who find the BOM forecasts too confusing with their “percentages” and stuff. The kind of people who need their kids to come over every time they want to print something. Idiot bower-birds attracted to the shiny, colourful Higgins buzzword-vomit forecasts.
Higgins: There's going to be an apocalyptic thuperthell this thunday trust me, hide your wives and prepare your canned food I know this stuff trust me.
Me: what about that last time you predicted an apocalyptic Supercell? Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Dammit Higgins Storm chasing why would you lie to us like this?
Me: what about that last time you predicted an apocalyptic Supercell? Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Dammit Higgins Storm chasing why would you lie to us like this?
by Brabbyscrawhauck January 21, 2020
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