Stabbed by a blunt instrument

Refers to the act in which the male reproductive organ enters the female reproductive tract as a result of copulation.

John: My cousin Theresa got stabbed by a blunt instrument.
Rose: Ha? What are ya on about?
John: Aye, she's got a bun in the oven.
Rose: Oh right. The stupid bitch!
John: Aye..

by sublamagee February 1, 2011