pigskin solstice

The Sunday after the Super Bowl is the longest Sunday of the year because football is over and a 20 week regime is ruined.

This day is really dragging. There's nothing to do now that it's the Pigskin Solstice.

by Teflon Johnny February 10, 2014

solstice spruce

The heathen version of an xmas tree.

We decorated our Solstice Spruce today in celebration of the heathen holiday, Winter Solstice!

by kajoe December 7, 2010

Any point in time when you have the most amount of money(pay day)

Jon is paying the money he owes me next week, its gonna be skrilla solstice

by Corey Roska March 17, 2006

Two days in the calendar year when a man with erectile dysfunction can achieve an erection without the use of Viagra.

Husband: I like to sweetheart, but I'm out of Viagra.
Wife: That's ok Dear, check the calendar, I think today is the boner solstice.
boner equinox

by SapDMan January 30, 2017

a really really really good band.
"The Fall Of Rome" is agreat CD

1:Hey Do You Like Winter Solstice
2:I Love The Song "Following Caligula"
1:werd.

by cedric roger April 7, 2005

to completely fail and or screw up

person one: Why'd you log off facebook chat?

person two: Firefox went all Magnum Solstice and I had to force quit.

When a person's mood is lowered for a significant amount of time due to playing OneShot (more specifically, the solstice ending) for the first time.

John got Post Solstice Depression (PSD) because he just finished OneShot Solstice.

by whitecyclosa May 7, 2021