A person who thinks he/she is the soberest out of everyone drinking at the party, bar, or club. But in all actuality he/she is the drunkest person there.
"I don't care if I had 12 shots, I'm still the soberest drunkest person here."
Inebriated party girls found everywhere in Mexico on vacation, but originally, and very abundant, in Cancun, on the city buses that traverse the hotel zone. Characterized by loud, laughing, sometimes lascivious behavior. Often dressed minimally and can be most attractive unless too drunk.
Also found in other alcohol-related venues, such as winery tours, live concerts, outdoor festivals of any type.
There were a bunch of soberistas on the bus last night at 2, really having a blast
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).