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Someone who is slow on learning or figuring out simple things.
i.e. Jokes, or social site buttons.
Timmy is such a slowass. He didnt get it when i told him that freaky Jenn sucks ass literally and then he asked me how to post a status on facebook.
Slowass by Jazzi Jizz July 8, 2011
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Some idiot boy who is older than intern sex and Loge.
Wow slowass is a mad man
slowass by Slowtown97 April 9, 2021
Slowass-Cristina is the definition of a slow ass
Slowass by j1zell October 2, 2020
1. a person that never cleans up, usually a roommate, and will never claim his/her dirty pile of shit.

2. an extremely intoxicated individual that can barely function (see blackout) and proceeds to break shit and fall on everyone.
1. Steve- Hey, who the fuck left the milk out?
Rod- Not sure, it wasn't me though.
Darin- Bullshit. Your slopass had a glass of milk before you went to sleep.
2.John- Did you see that chick fall a second ago?
Nick- Yeah, she's a being a real slopass.
slopass by JohnRom February 5, 2008

Slowassery

Usually someone who is awfully slow...all them time or someone you would call a slow ass.
John kept messing up on purpose so I told him to get out of here with your slowassery.
Slowassery by LilSpicyy August 29, 2018

Ripping Slow Ass 

A quiet, lengthy, or series of lengthy, stinky farts, as if leaking out uncontrollably, over a minimum duration of 2 minutes.
Damn, this dog is ripping slow ass right now
Ripping Slow Ass by CBslimjim September 16, 2019
The term used to describe the action of passing a bong/pipe to a fellow smoker.
Did you see that slowpass? it took like 20 seconds............man.
Slowpass by Psynth April 10, 2010
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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