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A place in Sweden where they give you crippling depression.
Do you want to go to the skola?

Hell nah, that place gives me crippling depression!
skola by Wunderbaum February 25, 2020
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the swedish word for school, and the skola sucks.
the skola is relly bad and it sucks
skola by juruf March 19, 2018
Ett ställe som är viktig men samtidigt mycket farlig. Det är ett ställe som gör nåt för mänskligheten i framtiden ( lär ut unga mäniskor så att dom kan utväckla saker och ting i farmtiden när dom blir vuxna). Den har människor som jobbar i en och dom kallas lärare. Det farliga är att lärarna vill/ försöker göra det till nåt väre en helvet. det är som ett lärorikt helvete.
- gissa vad jag lärde mig i skolan idag.
- okej... hmmmm få se . Ja, du lärde dig nåt.
-rätt! Men vad lärde jag mig?
- det vet jag inte.
-Jo jag lärde mig att 1+1 =2 och att när man går ut ettan så ska man va med om skottlosning. det lärde jag mig i skolan.
-VAD sa du? vAR det SkOTtLoSnING i skolan .

- Ja så klart kolla på min hand.
-DU HAR ETT HÅLL RAKT IGENOM HANDEN !!
skola by have i rigth June 11, 2020

Skola ayee 

BI-sher bernard taylor , professionally known as Skola or Skola Ayee, is an American rapper from Southwest ,Philadelphia .Skola ayee is 14 years old he was born in Philadelphia , Pennsylvania on 2007, March 19 at 8:02 am , at Temple hospital , He late started rapping 2017 and start to take it serious 2020 he dropped a single song name Stan remix and a ep called stay focus and last late September 2021 he drop a song called rockstar pain , just late February 5 2022 he drop a single , music video called pain less . He is a young up and coming artist and his skill in developing and taken music to the next level he found his own sound and he is

Versatile , he is more on pain type beats and slow guitar and trap guitar, a lil bit of drill .
Skola ayee is the next big thing.
Skola ayee is the next big thing in the hip hop culture
Skola ayee by Skola ayee March 8, 2022

Nordmarkens Skola

It's kinda like Auschwitz. But whitout the jews and the German guards. The food is also pretty bad. They must have burnt alot of jews because we still get to eat them at lunch. It's burnt and it tastes like old ass hair.
German kid: So where did you go to school?
Me: Nordmarkens Skola.
German kid: WOW! My grandpa worked there. He was the chef. But he just burnt the food.
Polish kid: WOW! My grandma went there. But she was only there for 1 week. She got lost after

Nyboda Skola 

There are a lot of windows, perfect for any school shooting. Most of the school has wide open corridoors and not that much to hide behind, So dont be afraid to come on down and pop a cap or two.
schoolshooter: what's an exelent place to shoot some children?

Steve: oh, i heard that Nyboda Skola i a great place.
Nyboda Skola by 135getto March 18, 2020

Nyboda Skola 

Nyboda skola,
A pretty open school whith long hallways and few corners, but even fewer hiding spots. Most of the school has glass windows which gives a nice view to look out from when your friends and bullies get murdered by the many upcoming school shooters.
suspicious man in trenchcoat: can you be so kind and tell me where the easiest school to schoot up is called?

Random helpful man: oh, i heard that NYBODA SKOLA is a grate training ground
Nyboda Skola by 135getto March 18, 2020
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