Simpism

A social ideology where a singular human is obsessed with the feeling of flirting (or being) with women that are already in a relationship, or are multiple tiers above their level, but refuses to confess their love for them. This ideology usually resides within people of the name Talon.

“Damn, Talon is the leader of the Simpism ideology I swear.”

“Shut up, i’m not a simp! Anyway,” turns to female.
“Your boyfriend said that? I would never do that to any woman, ever!”

by young bumpkin November 7, 2019

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Simpism is a branch of Bobism. The people of Simpism know that Bob is Everything, and Everything is Bob. The only difference is that these people are simps, and simp more than honor Bob the Almighty.

Guy: Did you know that Cussan is Simpism?
Cussan: UwU
Guy: Wadya mean Cussan?!
Cussan: Did you know that tennis racquets have HOLES in them?
Guy: Yeah?
Cussan: *Pokes finger through hole*
Guy: *Leaves*
Cussan: I AM A SIMP!

by LegendaryWølf April 8, 2022

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The Religion in which Simpson reside in. They often join to get Egirls but kill each other in the process.

Simpist 1: takes out Money to give Egirl
Simpist 2: Takes out shotgun bought from Walmart

Simpist 3: takes out Target schedule “you will never leave”

Getdunkedon154: Takes out Minecraft sword
Simpism

by Why are looking at this March 11, 2020

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When all you do is simp. When you make fun of yourself of being single but at the same time stuck on simpin for that one person at like 1:45 am blastin the simp playlist you made.

“Oh you simpin again?” “Yea simpism be hittin hard lately”

by @fakeabg March 7, 2020

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