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Lazy Shloozan 

When you receive a blow job that defies the laws of physics. We are talking ball cuppage double stroke 9000. Head that exorcises the cum demon within. Usually results in an out of body experience involving an explosion of cum.
“My balls are full of cum I could really use some mean lazy shloozan”

“Aye way fool Haley just gave me the most immaculate lazy shloozan of all time or shumting.”

“My inner cum demon is feigning for some shloozan extra lazy if it’s not extra lazy I send it back. I need ball cuppage and some double stroke.”

“Yo did catch the new episode of Ellen last night I bet she give some of the laziest shloozan.”
Lazy Shloozan by Dr. Cumsalot January 14, 2022
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A really cool and laid-back nigga that's sexy without even trying to be. A Shloob may seem shy at first, but they are super funny, and talented. Unfortunately, the world sleeps on him, but not for much longer. His persona is at the center of what makes him such a chick magnet. Shloob is always the star of the show.
He calls himself shloob, he's so loveable.
Shloob by Mrs.Shloobtastic March 5, 2022
the best person ever known. he's someone who can make any situation 10 times better. its a blessing to have him in your life, let alone being his bestfriend. he gives his 100% to everything he does. he loves to sing and edit. he loves eating tomatoes. he loves posting the same picture on his ig and snap story, and also send it individually to everyone. he loves dogs veryyyy much. in conclusion, he's perfect :)
shlok is DABEST
shlok is my bhaebhie
did you listen to shlok's cover of positions?!
shlok by nastyhuhu November 3, 2020

shnookered 

Last night I got shnookered, went home and past out.
shnookered by Matt Olson May 19, 2006

Shlokkeh 

An extremely horny whore (In Arabic) who doesn't hesitate to ride someone's dick .
Here comes the shlokkeh .
Shlokkeh by MosooWJeebo April 17, 2009
A born loser. The word originates from and is comprised of the two words 'Shlong' and 'Donkey'.
Look at that shlonky wearing a button-down dress shirt with sweatpants.
shlonky by jeru411 October 12, 2005
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
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