shatten

to take a dog/cat/mouse/bird etc. for a walk not for excersize, merely to make it faecetate

"have you shatten the dog yet?" "yeh, he did 2 poos"

by Uptartion August 27, 2003

shatten island

When one takes a shit,and it keeps piling up untill the poop pile becomes so high that it rises above the water in a perfect island form.

hey mike i just took a shit. There was so much that it just piled up into a shatten island.I'll never eat stuffed shells with burritos again!

by bocrillz September 19, 2007

Have shatten

Past tense of the act of shitting

If you.sit to shit you have sat to shat or you have shatten

by Poor slinky neck May 23, 2018

elvatten the shatten

An absolute racist who likes too much hentai

Oi elvatten the shatten get here

by Elvatten the shatten July 8, 2019

elvatten the shatten

An absolute racist who is a good man and enjoys hentai too much

Oi elvatten the shatten get here

by Elvatten the shatten July 8, 2019

shattered the glass

A moment of realisation that changes your perception on something.

When you realise a friend has an annoying habit and then that's all you notice about the person and it kind of ruins them.

I thought Jackson was cool until I realised all he talks about is golf and it's just completely shattered the glass

by dontmesswithlawyers June 8, 2017

Shattered Mast

N. When a girl who is riding slips off and crashes down on the mans erect penis, shattering his "mast" like the tentacle of the mighty kraken

"Wanna do some squats breh?"
"No thanks, still sore from a shattered mast"

by Mundungus Waferbop July 25, 2016