septik tank
septik tank by Daniel McNab May 23, 2006
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pump the septik tank
pump the septik tank by 504 boys January 12, 2009
Septic Tank
1-A large tank used within waste disposal and sewerage cleansing.
2-In cockney rhyming slang, a yank.
2-In cockney rhyming slang, a yank.
Those stupid septic tanks have just re-elected George Dubya Bush! Bang goes peace! More terrorism activities will happen now, this enacted by the yanks on Iran or Syria!
Septic Tank by JT December 4, 2004
septic tank
Interchangeable with Yank or Yankee, a euphemistic stereotype for Americans who spill forth verbal filth like a sewage plant.
Mate, I took that septic tank from the other day out for a surf. I was hoping the sharks would rip him to pieces but it looked as though they swam away in terror. It seems not even a Great White Pointer can swallow his bullshit.
septic tank by name different December 21, 2007
suck the septic tank
Two meanings:
1:A person 'drug addict' that would do anything for a hit/high.
Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Meaning everyone goes to the toilet, so perhaps someone had drugs In there system.
2:a person who uses sexual acts as a way to get through life.
1:A person 'drug addict' that would do anything for a hit/high.
Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Meaning everyone goes to the toilet, so perhaps someone had drugs In there system.
2:a person who uses sexual acts as a way to get through life.
1:
"He'd suck the septic tank if he could"
"Have you seen that guys mum, so feral she'd suck the septic tank if she could!"
2:
"How did she get that promotion? Don't worry she'd suck the septic tank if it meant getting ahead"
"He'd suck the septic tank if he could"
"Have you seen that guys mum, so feral she'd suck the septic tank if she could!"
2:
"How did she get that promotion? Don't worry she'd suck the septic tank if it meant getting ahead"
suck the septic tank by Enzothegift February 9, 2014
Septic Tank of Awesomeness
Something that looks like shit (figuratively or literally), but is actually good. Named for the Hawthorn Hawks (AFL team) whose yellow and brown uniform makes them look like a septic tank of shit and piss, yet they are awesome despite the colour of their uniform.
Septic Tank of Awesomeness by munkychump April 4, 2013
septic tank
septic tank by cfch September 7, 2006
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