Scrotey
"Settle down, Scrotey!"
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scrotey oats
guy 1: "dude, i had scrotey oats for breakfast this morning"
guy 2: "holy shit dude, does that mean you can like..lift cars and shit with your bare muscles"
guy 1: "yeah"
guy 2: "holy shit dude, does that mean you can like..lift cars and shit with your bare muscles"
guy 1: "yeah"
scrotey oats by Magus January 6, 2005
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Scrotey • scrotey oats • old scrotey • Scrote Yogurt • scrote • Scrotee • scrote-bag • scroted • Scrotesque • Scrote throat
old scrotey
A nickname for the male nut sack, more properly known as the scrotum. For full effect, say in a cowboy accent.
old scrotey by meowlnir August 3, 2014
Scrotemeal
A tradional hearty oat-based porridge flavored by sweat produced betwixt a man's leg and scrotum.
A midwestern tradition passed down from decades of plains' settlers, scrotemeal is traditionally made by hanging a bag of oats between the leg and scrotum. The harder the days work, the richer the essence of scrote and consequently the higher quality of scrotemeal.
A midwestern tradition passed down from decades of plains' settlers, scrotemeal is traditionally made by hanging a bag of oats between the leg and scrotum. The harder the days work, the richer the essence of scrote and consequently the higher quality of scrotemeal.
Lester Figgins,who just won his seventh consecutive blue ribbon for his scrotemeal entry at the Anoka County fair, said the secret to a bold flavor is never showering.
Wade: "Matt, WTF... your lunchbox smells like ball, what gives?!"
Matt: "That's the scrotemeal my Daddy packed me for lunch."
Wade: "Matt, WTF... your lunchbox smells like ball, what gives?!"
Matt: "That's the scrotemeal my Daddy packed me for lunch."
Scrotemeal by ChimBob Richalds June 16, 2013
scrote grapes
scrote grapes by Jeff Warburton June 9, 2021
Scrotesque
1. Having the unpleasant qualities of the scrotum, including the wrinkliness and flaccid squashiness thereto attributed.
2. Appearing to have the odor of an unwashed nut-sac.
2. Appearing to have the odor of an unwashed nut-sac.
Scrotesque by Valerie February 3, 2005
scrote-float
n. When your balls touch the water of the toilet. Either when they hang really low or the toilet clogs and the water backs up.
Can also be used as a name to call someone who may or may not be responsible for a scrote-float.
Can also be used as a name to call someone who may or may not be responsible for a scrote-float.
scrote-float by salazam November 11, 2011
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