rub one out

To rub one out means for a guy to put all his hands on his dick and then pull & stroke his joy-stick until he has a rub-gasm and blows his load preferably into his own mouth.

Sometimes, all I can think about is guys and their dicks and I just have to rub one out!

by USAF Cadet January 27, 2021

rub one out

when a male polishes his peuter until climax, then proceeds to bust a nut.

i was wathcing womens curling yesterday then i rubbed one out real sly like

by assplunder October 30, 2003

Rub One Out Of The Way

Masturbating in order to dispel distracting thoughts of sex while working/studying/trying to focus on something else.

I need to rub one out of the way so I can focus on studying for my midterms.

by whitedevilwhitedevil May 7, 2013

Rub one out of spite

To masturbate out of spite; to angerbate

She hates it when I jack off, so I'm going to rub one out of spite.

by ianjy May 19, 2009

Rubbed Out

1940's slang for someone being murdered.

Did you hear about Thompson? He got rubbed out with a shotgun loaded with buckshot. Both barrels to the face.

by Vintage Translator January 29, 2018

rub out

To jerk off

Billy is rubbing one out

by cron June 23, 2003

rub out

to kill (i.e. to smoke, bump off, whack, ice).

by The Thinker June 22, 2003