A rowdie is that asshole who crashes a party, gets overly intoxicated and begins breaking shit and picking fights. I used to have a sign in my party room that said, "Rowdies will be ousted." All they are good for is getting rid of.
The infamous rowie otherwise labelled more formally and conveniently as the buttery is a long time aberdeenshire food legacy. Originally baked to fuel the hardy fishermen of the north sea, this fat dense Scottish bread roll traditionally with lard as its keystone can take on anything, including your entire cardiovascular system. The only thing delicate about this food delicacy is its status as a lesser known s-tier food! This is especially true in an increasingly globalised world with rowies now being available for online order, making rowie withdrawal symptoms far less common amongst those who cant travel to the beautiful lands that are the north east of Scotland.
The "sweet tea roadie" is when you are getting a well-lubed handy from your lady while driving. Right before you erupt your load all over your ride, you reach for the McDonald's large, $.99 sweet tea cup you have yet to throw out... You blow your entire load into the styrofoam cup...easy.
Rowie, a unique name for a unique person. Her stunning looks match her bubbly personality, it's hard not to find yourself wanting more. A Rowie has everyone falling in love but she only returns the favour with those she can trust, more often than not striking up relationships with close friends who have been around for years.
Their bodies are perfect and their sexual activity is limited and usually starts later in life but it's no surprises that they are awesome in bed with the hidden wild side each one has
A male masturbation game in which the first to ejaculate on the rowden is the winner, and the loser (being the last to come on the rowden) is forced to eat it. The rowden soaks up all the raging hormones and becomes..well..soggy.