raatz

The act of breaking into a dwelling with the intent to masturbate on a dog bed or in a litter box.

When I got home and saw that dude run through my backyard and saw the horrified look on Fido's face, I realized...that son of a bitch just raatzed in my house.

by dc10 February 5, 2014

Mr. Raatz

The best and most distracted Substitute Teacher

Student A: Is Mr. Raatz the substitute teacher today?

Student B: Yes, he is very easily distracted.

by lululoid March 19, 2010