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Quintard 

A retarded person that has the last name "Quintin". Usually this person is described as oblivious to what's going on, sometime thinking something bad is good, and just overall retarded.
Quintard: "Okay guys, quite down. Here's your test. No cheating."
Student 1: *Gets handed test*
Student 2: *Gets handed test* "Yo what's the answer to the multiple choice."
Student 1: "I'll tilt my paper up and you just stand up and look over my shoulder to see my answers when I'm done while I'm "double checking"."
Student 2: "What? Won't we get caught?"
Student 1: "No. Our teacher is Quintard, she doesn't know what the fuck is actually happening."
Quintard by PP Big Bags November 1, 2019
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pronounced ka'tard.
1.One who is so stupid he is dumber than a retard.
2.A word stonger than retard.
3.-ed, When a situation or something is so stupid or annoying.
1.Man that guy is a total quatard, he has hook-on phonics and connect math.
2.James isn't retarded he a fucking quatard!
3. Our football team lost 41-0 agian that's fucking quatarded.
quatard by king of rock November 3, 2006
The worlds greatest friend, & Super Sexy
Her name is UNIQUE just like her rare personality
usually goes by the name Kiwi or Bon-Qui-Qui
Qu = Quiara & Quiet. shes silenced but whe she opens her mouth people usually tend to cut her off. but when shes not she has the nicest things to say.
Shes beautiful inside & out

Has a heart of gold.

Very Musically talented, and has an internal shine.
Careful to love but when she does its always right!
Did you hear that? -- That has to be quiara
Yes... that IS quiara dancing & every one wants her
Damn shes hot... who is that? quiara
Quiara by cantbuymelove October 9, 2011
A girl with great intentions in life. sometimes she will make the wrong choice like to cheat on her lovely tall boyfriend with her foolish best friends boyfriend but it will always be a lie. She is careful to love but when she does its right and she is often silenced but when she speaks , its entertainment. If you have a quiara in life you're super lucky keep her forever.
sexy boy:Wow ...how could he break up with her,she is sooo peng to and its probably not her fault

other boy: i know right he should give her another chance ...i mean shes a Quiara
Quiara by AnonymousButCorrect1 December 16, 2018

Quintarius 

A handsome gentleman who is loving and gets attached to fast
Quintarius is very smart
Quintarius by Redmist57 June 1, 2020
A deritive of the famous gentlemen's drink otherwise known as a Gin & Tonic with a twist of lime. Also known as a "Quintar" or "Qwintar" in some certain circles.
Aubrey and I are meeting up for a few Quintar's after work, would you like to join us?
Quintar by M.E. Allen July 22, 2008
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