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quiffing 

To make love to the quiff in a girl's hair.
Me: you got your haircut?! Wtf I thought we were gonna do some quiffing tonight?

Her: sorry I had to get new headshots!
Me: fine I'll go to a wig shop. Can I have a loan of your hairspray tonight tho?
quiffing by Conye October 21, 2017
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Nectar quaffing 

Drinking nectar in a posh manner, a way of expressing high social status and satisfaction with one's life.
"Yet A is happy!
Oh, so happy!
Laughing, Ha! ha!
Chaffing, Ha! ha!
Nectar quaffing, Ha! ha! ha!
Ever joyous, ever gay,
Happy, undeserving A!" -The Mikado

quaffing 

Its like drinking, but you spill more.
With 3 pints to go and only 2 minutes before they would be thrown out of the pub (bar), quaffing was a given.

They quaffed their ale with gusto!
quaffing by FanBoy Alex September 14, 2005

quoffing 

Present participle of quoff, which is itself an alternate spelling of quofe (also quof or quoaf).

noun: Penile flatulence (air or gas escaping from the penis through the urethra), a.k.a. a dick fart.

verb: To emit penile flatulence.

ETYMOLOGY: "Quofe" is the male form of queef.

NOTE: Quofes are a rare phenomenon compared to queefs because it is much harder for air to become stuck in a man's urethra than in a woman's comparatively larger vagina. Quofes occur most frequently after a catheter has been inserted into the penis and removed, leaving air trapped in the bladder or urethra.
After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but ended up quoffing and splattering urine everywhere.
quoffing by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005
verb assosciated ith the act of producind a quifedescribing the noise made when air is forced out of the vagina when the penis draws out and in. effectively vaginal farts, see quife
as he was fucking me i was quifing, i wondered if he had heard me
quifing by ezmerelda September 12, 2005

quaffing 

Traditionally refers to drinking alcoholic beverages. Some nog, perhaps. To go "quaffing" together is a reference to drinking or wassailing. In modern terms, quaffing still refers to drinking, though heavily. "Quaffing" is also used in some circles in a more vulgar manner.
Laughing, quaffing all together.
Fa la la la...
quaffing by J*Dub December 28, 2005
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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kinktober 

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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