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pull finger 

(v.) A term, derived from "pull your finger out of your arse", that means to stop wasting time and being useless and to get down to doing whatever serious work, project, or situation you've been avoiding, either because you've been procrasting and are lazy or because you're pretty incompetent.
"John needs to pull finger. He'd better sell some advertising space to meet his quota or he's going to be fired."
pull finger by watman April 6, 2006
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pull my finger 

An ancient trick where one gets someone to pull his finger so he can fart.
Hey boy, pull grandpa's finger!
pull my finger by LudwigVan December 20, 2003

pull your finger out 

get on with it; stop wasting time
shortened form of "pull your finger out of your ass"
(apparently, having your finger up your ass interferes with efficiency)
I need those reports by tomorrow. So, pull your finger out.

pull my finger 

The oldest, and still the best, trick in the book. Often said to another gullible person, and when said person pulls finger, and joker usually flatulates. In other words, dont pull no ones finger or they're gonna rip ass.
Dad: Hey. Pull my finger.

Son: ... HOW ABOUT "NO"?

Dad: :(
pull my finger by Armthehobos August 3, 2007

pull my finger 

The words God spoketh to Ms. God right before the big bang.
Mr. G: Hey Ms. God, pull my finger
Ms. G: okay
*bang*
pull my finger by Bamboomy May 28, 2010

Pull my finger 

The oldest trick In the book where one pull one asks another individual to pull their finger then fart with the addition of a chance of shitting themself.
"Pull my finger" *Farts and shits his pants*

Pull your finger out 

Another way of saying, "Have a go!!"
The referee was having a shocker. Someone in the crowd yelled out, "Pull your finger out."
Pull your finger out by Mad Snake August 28, 2006
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