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a name for a person who may in fact possess a muffin top, though generally their entire body appears to be a giant muffin top in itself, thus the pudgemuffin, one who's entire body resembles the unappetizing pudge overflowing over one's jeans.
"Wow Derek, did you see Taylor this morning in those skinny jeans? She is such a pudgemuffin," said Kaiti. "She should definitely stop eating so many dunkin donuts."
by zoewondrpup February 1, 2010