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prosticlaw 

A sexual device for men which is inserted into the anus, and which grabs hold of the prostate. Comes in both regular and Excalibur models. Also see the prostate weasel.
Oh man... Karen used the prosticlaw on me last night and I exploded!
prosticlaw by Jebblebbles March 2, 2008
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prosticaine 

Prostitutes + Cocaine, examples of not great subjects to openly discuss at workplace...
"Shut the door, lets talk prosticaine"
prosticaine by 1r0 June 24, 2015

Prostislank 

A combination of the words prostitute, slut, and skank resulting in a word to describe someone who fits in all three categories. Basically, someone who just plain old can't keep it in their pants.
Did you see Christine with those three guys last night?
Ya! She's such a PROSTISLANK!
Prostislank by raratore December 27, 2009
Another term for a prosthetic testicle
Joe: Dude, I blew out a ball!
Brandon: What the hell?
Joe: Yeah, they put in a prosticle!
prosticle by Richard Noggin September 24, 2010

prostichaun 

A cross between a prostitute and a leprechaun. May have an affinity for crotch pyromancy. Watch out for her lucky charms in the crotchal region. Her fiery bearded clam 'll getchya.
1. Holy crap: that hooker was a real live prostichaun: I can't believe I payed for that (how drunk was I!?)

2. Thats my sandbox, thats where I met the prostichaun, she tastes like burning.
-The Simpsons-Ralph-like
prostichaun by slangMaverick February 7, 2008

prosticate 

Random word to throw in when saying "I'll ____ YOU."
I'll prosticate YOU.
prosticate by Tails February 20, 2004

Prostication

Verb

Masturbation for the reason of prostate health.
Mike: Hay man I don't want prostate cancer.

Harold: Dude just try Prostication. 5 times a week will reduce your chances of prostate cancer.

Mike: Ok. But do you have any mags?
Prostication by CatBlender August 25, 2009
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A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
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just fokin missing her

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me : look at you all sad & shit
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endwarfins

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I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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