preganant

when you are preganant you have an ant in your stomach and it is growing to become a huge ant and take over the world. if you are preganant (preg- an- an-ant), you are 1/82375923586586836583. i hope this will never happen to you. to get preganant, you have to eat the toe juices of a far off cattle monster. and the chances of actually getting preganant instead of farting a frog is, 1/979195791.

she went to Afraney to get preganant.

by OFOROR April 20, 2019

Preganant

Preganant is a women who is pregnant but her IQ is very low for instance (My husband had sex with me, so am I preganant??) These women are either non American or they just have lower IQ's than average women or often a man can use the word preganant, which means his IQ is low.

IS MY HUSBAND PREGANANT?
SHE'S PREGANANT !1!1

by KinqXOX January 11, 2018

am I pregnant test

an annoying ad urban dictionary wants you to click on

Why is urban dictionary keep showing me this "am I pregnant test" ad?
I wonder how much money they sponsored

by n they're published on Urban D August 21, 2021

food pregnant

The process of having a food baby.

Look at me, I am totally food pregnant right now.

by The K-Nizzle June 30, 2010

had a pregnant

To become suddenly and deeply excited, and often seized by the urge to share one's excitement with others.

I was so excited that Steven Colbert made an oblique reference to something I did that I almost had a pregnant.

by johnatthebar February 22, 2011

Led Zeppelin Pregnancy

This is a unique and mythical occurrence comparable only to the virgin Mary giving birth to Jesus. A Led Zeppelin Pregnancy occurs when a woman is listening to Led Zeppelin at just the right frequency and volume. Since they rock so fucking hard, the sound waves penetrates the moist undergarments, travels up the birth canal, and rocks the eggs deep and hard with their solid drum beats, tails of love and loss, and thunderous riffery. The hard rocking sound waves are no match for the fragile eggs, they soon give in they are fertilized. The woman then has the honor to carry the offspring of the creators of the music of the gods.

Ed: Yo, did ya hear what happened to Sammy girl?
Joe: Na, what happened?
Ed: She had a Led Zeppelin Pregnancy, now Sammy has to raise the offspring of the gods. How about that hot shit?
Joe: Lucky bastard!
Ed: Tell me about it!

by Mr Hamsandwitch January 3, 2011

food pregnancy

the state of body where your stomach is so big you look like you were 5 months pregnant.

you know what Christmas at my parents mean? - food pregnancy so visible pple will let me sit in the buses

by mocchacino November 20, 2010