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postpwning 

1. To postpone indefinitely.
2. The point in time immediately after a pwning.
1. I have a feeling he will be postpwning this one.
2. He's suffering from postpwning depression.
postpwning by zukazamme January 16, 2009
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Postboning 

The act of making plans for intercourse, then finding out you can't make it, then setting the time for a later date.
Honey, are we still on for tonight?

I don't know babe I got a lot of work to make up i think we're going to have end up postboning our sex tonight.
Postboning by Mr. Pizza Man October 1, 2011

postboning 

To put off to a later time. Normally used when talking about a sexual act, or the consequences of a sexual act.
<GastricPenguin> My ass hurts for no reason.
<Gelormino> Once you all get up off your chairs... Your ass will hurt... The chair is just postboning the pain.

postboning by Parog June 2, 2008

postboning 

yeah man, they broke up 6 months ago and charlie is still postboning his ex.
postboning by kmarie January 14, 2008

postpwnage 

The act of being pwned by the changing of a deadline.
The postponed the announcement of the winners - major postpwnage.
postpwnage by Randy Tayler June 7, 2018
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