postpwning
postpwning by zukazamme January 16, 2009
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Postboning
The act of making plans for intercourse, then finding out you can't make it, then setting the time for a later date.
Honey, are we still on for tonight?
I don't know babe I got a lot of work to make up i think we're going to have end up postboning our sex tonight.
I don't know babe I got a lot of work to make up i think we're going to have end up postboning our sex tonight.
Postboning by Mr. Pizza Man October 1, 2011
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postboning
To put off to a later time. Normally used when talking about a sexual act, or the consequences of a sexual act.
<GastricPenguin> My ass hurts for no reason.
<Gelormino> Once you all get up off your chairs... Your ass will hurt... The chair is just postboning the pain.
<Gelormino> Once you all get up off your chairs... Your ass will hurt... The chair is just postboning the pain.
postboning by Parog June 2, 2008
postpwnage
postpwnage by Randy Tayler June 7, 2018
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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