pornalog

pornalog-
Def. 1- the dialog between porn actors and actresses.
Def. 2- dialog that goes through a man's brain who has watched too much porn thinking that it's normal to approach or contact women expecting his pornalog to be delusionally recipricated in the exact way he watched it.

Well Mr. Jones, I know you love this house. I do, says Mr. Jones. How about if I sweeten the deal? Whatever do you mean super hot, no panty wearing, (great high heels btw), perfect d-size tanned real estate lady? Pornalog stops, gettin it on begins.

Ex 2. Uh, I really like this house. That's great Mr. Jones, should I put an offer in for you? Um, don't you want to sweeten the deal? Um, how so, Mr Jones? Um, forget it. Pornalog stops, Mr. Jones goes home to masturbate.

pornalog by psychobabbleculvercity April 6, 2011

pornology 

1) The study of the origin, history and functionality of pornography in society.
2) Trying to give an academic bent to your explanation to your wife as to why all those free 30-second movie clips were all over your computer desktop.
3) Any attempt to justify your $700-a-month porn addiction.

Contary to your narrow, bigoted beliefs, we're not sitting here "talking about porn." We're engaging in a pertinent discussion concerning Jenna Jameson's role in contemporary American pornology, thank you very much!

pornology by Night Comes On March 7, 2004

pornblog 

A blog about porn. What did you expect? Go fuck yourself. Oh wait, you just did that yesterday. Pffft. When are you going to wake up and get a physical girlfriend instead of jacking off to Urban Dictionary definitions?!?! You have a life. Now, take control over it.

Urban Dictionary is like a super-massive star except that it's a super-massive pornblog. When too much iron forms, the rate of nuclear fusion in UD will slow down to a point where the outward pressure exerted by the fusion is insufficient to counteract the massive weight of the blog, resulting in a long-drawn-out collapse, leading to the formation of a black hole which will suck in everything within a few light-years. Then, its going to emit Hawking Radiation, leading to the resurrection of Steven Hawking, who will have newfound tractor beams coming from his eyes which he will use to control and subjugate his loyal servents. All hail Steven Hawking, future tyrant of the human race.

pornblog by Bad C dev February 26, 2021

Pornologist 

One who has seen all features on an adult network, and has memorized the comercials

Joe is school as a pornologist from DirecTV's hacked service

Pornologist by Dirk D D October 29, 2003

Pornologist 

A person who not only possesses and watches porn, but lives his/her life style with all unpure thoughts.

I slept with three gay interracial midget porn Dvd's, my
blow up doll "Marge", and a sheep today, said the Pornologist.

Pornologist by Baba Booey September 1, 2006

Pornology 

The scientific study of porn. Pornology courses are now offered in the more liberal univeristies where you can get a degree in it. It includes the psycological,socological,artistic and literary ect. study of porn.

He's got a degree in pornology.

Pornology by The Fury 13 November 19, 2010

Pornapoga 

When you watch feminist porn while bouncing on a poga stick

Jimmy, I have to confesss I did the pornapoga the other day and my ball sack almost fell off.

Pornapoga by Eeelpeel8756 December 25, 2020