A mildly alcoholic summer drink composed of urine mixed with cigarette butts, yellow detergent cubes and assorted other detritus often found in blocked urinals in pubs.
Tramp 1: I'm dying for a drink. Let's go down the Coach and Horses for a pint of Poor Man's Pimms.
Tramp 2: Great idea, that sounds delicious.
by Stegwych August 12, 2006
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Covering paper with clear packaging tape as a cheap alternative to laminating. Similar method used for repairing torn dollar bills or ripped photos.
I didn't want the paper to get ripped, so I gave it a poor man's lamination with some tape I had in my desk.
by velenosangue December 1, 2009
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Poor Man's Lube is when a guy spits on his hand to get his girl wet. He's too lazy to get her worked up and too cheap to actually buy real lube.
Girl...I was with this guy last night. Things seemed like they were getting hot. Then he pulled out some Poor Man's Lube. I had to dip. Ew
by thatsreallynotme February 28, 2020
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Is to masterbate in the helps of relaxing
I was soo stressed last night i took some poor mans valium to sleep
by Kriix May 30, 2009
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A term for white sauce, used in cookery. Also slang for sperm, due to its appearance and consistancy.
by chris wheelie April 21, 2005
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Jamie started off the day with a poor man's pancake and a cup of coffee.
by Yammerton February 6, 2010
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Going to the pet store, because you are too poor to go to a real zoo.
I took the young-uns to the poor man's zoo to see the critters.
by Brent Senio August 17, 2008
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