please

Used in a humourous, non-senseical way at the end of a sentance, with no relevance to what you are saying.

'Thats disgusting...please'

'As the end of johns prison sentance dawned, his frans from the depths of methuen organised a welcome home do, to be situated on 'the mound' with disgustingly stale refreshments.......please'

by gradmeister June 14, 2006

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i Think you will find the magic word is SHUT UP TOM AH WAT

oh dear, please, for THE LOVE OF GOD, die, and stop looking like something out of tom

by my name, is BUMMERO CARROT November 29, 2003

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A really annoying word that foreign people overuse at the end of every sentence and has no actual meaning.

Boss: Hey Greg, can you fax this for me?
Me: Sure.
Boss: Please
Me: Yeah, I said I will do it
Boss: Irrelevant rant about why I need to fax it
Me: okay, sure
Boss: Please
*Me walking away rolling eyes*

by jlfvgjklfjlk September 26, 2005

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the word that all annoying family members ask you to use

lola: pass the sauce

uncle:say the magic word

lola: bitch pass it..please

by talzytiller23 February 5, 2017

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And Please

A short and quick phrase uttered in reponse to a story bring told that seems to have no purpose, a frustrating situation, or simply to disagree. In essence, it is short for the phrase, "and please, shut the f*** up." Also abbreviated as "AP."

Not to be confused with "N-please" (as in Nigga Please)

Person 1: "Man I have been studying for 12 hours now, im a machine."

*(in reality, he has spent more time on facebook and IM than studying)
Person 2: AP!

Person 1: BP's president is claiming that the oil spill will have only moderate effects on the environment.
Person 2: And please, Mr. President.

by KakSoran June 4, 2010

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