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piratess 

Referring to the modern day Women Pirate, IE: Not a Wench, in so much as; she the Piratess considers herself to be equally qualified in the pirating profession and/or genre,as any male pirate. Not as a "play thing" or "pretty poppet" to be "plundered."
She will most likely be well armed and can usually be found captaining or navigating the ship. Certainly not a woman to be trifled with.
Mary Read, Anne Bonney, Grace O'Malley and Shi Xainggu are all wonderful examples of a true piratess.
piratess by Vendredi le Bijoux February 17, 2007
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piratess by andy November 2, 2004

pirates vs ninjas 

A popular fight between two entirely different groups. Based on two different internet subcultures, Pirates and Ninjas, as two very different stereotypes battling out to death. May sometimes have robots, cowbows, or ghosts added to it. The phrase is also used as Ninjas vs Pirates.
One Piece Nerd: Pirates would totally win in a battle between Pirates vs Ninjas!

Naruto Nerd: No! Ninjas always win!

Pirates of the Caribbean 3 

Code name for something you did last weekend that you are too embarrassed to really admit.
"I went to my sister's college this weekend and watched Pirates of the Caribbean 3. I puked 5 times in the parking lot afterward."

Bob: "Spent the night at Kristen's."
Steve: "What did yall do?"
Bob: "We watched Pirates of the Caribbean 3."
Steve: "Very nice!"

pirates of the caribbean

The only Disney movie that's rated PG-13.
It's spelled Caribbean, not Carribean. Just remember carib-bean =P

Pirates of Optimization 

Noun, plural of Pirate of Optimization.
When a group of people come together to do a half-assed job of solving an optimization problem
"Did you see that shitty-assed Pareto of the CHP, Must have been the Pirates of Optimization."
"Yeah, those guys went to Doobie-U"
-Said while looking at the blue line

Moonlight Pirates

Bros who meet up on Full moon evenings for Pirate cosplay.

Activities may include fencing each others peg legs, shivering each others timbers and definite ass play.

Evening ends when all participants have received a cum shot to one (or both) eyes. (Reminder to BYOE - Bring Your Own Eyepatch)
Hey did you see those Moonlight Pirates over there? Tighten your belts, clench your butt cheeks and avert eye contact!
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
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