A Peckerwood is someone who lifts their truck and hangs out at the walmart parking lot vaping until 3 am waiting on the milfs to show up from the bar because they forgot milk and the need to give a cows titty milk to their little trailer park shit kids in the morning lol anyways where was i oh thats right a Peckerwood is a cracker ass cracker from the holla that chews tobacco and teaches their kids to hate folks of color because they dont even know what an "N" word is but they are gonna hate it a Peckerwood has a red neck and calloused hands they like to blow exaust fumes from their diesel trucks at unsuspecting innocent bystanders while they laugh and throw devil horns at each other they drink till they puke in hotels wile they skip work and gi to truck shows out of state a Peckerwood prefers money over bitches your better off having a Peckerwood as a friend than an enemy because they will scissor kick you in the gizzard Peckerwoods are Down ass pieces of white bread from around they way the hunt fish fight and cuss like a sailor they will give you the shirt off your back then choke you with it Peckerwoods live in the moment and dont give two shits what you think about their pasty asses
Ricky stop drinking all night. Stop doing burnouts in your lifted truck. Cody please dont puke in rickys shower anymore. Y'allz a bunch ah straight PECKERWOODS!
by MyBallzizHot September 27, 2019
Someone who eventually shoots himself in the groin while playing quick-draw with a sawed off shotgun. A person of low I.Q., unlimited paranoia and, generally speaking, a southern accent. Also known as a "fucking yee-haw." He loves lynching black people and is haunted forever by the African-Americans who return from the dead to mess with him in his dreams/nightmares. Peckerwood hell is forever! His love of the NRA will be forever dulled by the tiny penis and balls that he blew off his scrawny ass crotch. His final comment, "No big thing!"
George W. Bush is the ultimate peckerwood. He's a drunk. He's an idiot. He's only 5'7" tall, but he orders the world to believe he's a six-footer. He intimidated or bribed the L.A. Times into calling him 5'11 3/4." If he ever falls off his mother's high-heeled shoes (yick), unless he lands on his petrified and empty head, he will be crushed in the fall. During his simultaneously evil and lame presidency, he drunkenly choked-himself-out with a pretzel. Then one of his dogs, in an apparent effort to bring the Crawford Creep back to consciousness, peed on him. Now that's a drunken peckerwood!
by the pro from dover August 13, 2010
A harsh, rarely used insult towards caucasians. The meaning of the word is in it. Stereotypically, a lot of caucasians have small Penis's and negroes who are known to have larger Penis's often use this word to insult them.
Pecker(small)wood(penis)
Pecker(small)wood(penis)
by TimTimTim June 19, 2008
by Escape1 August 21, 2014
Peckerwood derived from the blacks forcing the whites into orally pleasuring them (because they looked like a the woodpecker pecking wood while thrusting another man's "wood" down their throat) in prison during a time period of history when the white population in prison was very few and far between. The term is now IGNORANTLY worn proudly by a large number of white Americans in prison.
by johnsmith91981 June 4, 2018
Personally-insecure male (usually Caucasian) between ages 19 and 29 who over-gels the top front of his short stringy hair, wears MMA attire or "rapper" fasions, tries in vain to talk in street-lingo and has a very tight leash on his girlfriend who hates him (she's often too young). He typically displays his insecurity when a real man comes around by chirping like an irritating little parakeet.
The Peckerwood-Jackass is also a semi-stalker because he will even snoop around his girlfriend's workplace to make sure she's not being hit on by other guys, though he lacks enough heart to confront the other men, he'll just take it out on her when she gets home.
The Peckerwood-Jackass is also a semi-stalker because he will even snoop around his girlfriend's workplace to make sure she's not being hit on by other guys, though he lacks enough heart to confront the other men, he'll just take it out on her when she gets home.
Dana wore too much damn gel in his short hair and always made it a point to escort his 18-year old girlfriend everywhere she went, even while she's walking her dog and stalking her at her job because he was afraid of other guys hitting on her. He's a Peckerwood-Jackass!
by KnightWrite July 6, 2010
by rojelio March 2, 2005