A recurrent affliction that causes an employee to miss work on a payday despite being healthy enough earlier in the day to come in and get his or her paycheck
Larry (exasperated after arriving to work): I was looking forward to going out tonight to start off the weekend. Why did the manager have to call me in again?
Curly (who also works there): Haven't you noticed that Moe keeps calling in sick on certain Fridays? Came down with a bad case of paycheckitis.
Curly (who also works there): Haven't you noticed that Moe keeps calling in sick on certain Fridays? Came down with a bad case of paycheckitis.
by Beeljo July 21, 2016
a person who lives paycheck to paycheck. Unlike a deadbeat baller, a paycheck baller has regular bills that they pay but still manages to squander their paycheck before the next paycheck.
Bartender: There is a $20 minimum on cards.
Guy: Credit card minimums don't scare me! I'm a paycheck baller. Now who wants a shot?
Guy: Credit card minimums don't scare me! I'm a paycheck baller. Now who wants a shot?
by Cool Phox January 31, 2019
by SomeBoGrassTouchingGuy June 15, 2022
by YourSexyDad March 25, 2021
An athlete, with a guaranteed contract, whose talent level has severely declined but is still on their team's active roster because cutting them would impact the team's salary cap more than retaining them would. Paycheck players often check out during games and don't pull their full effort into their performance knowing that they're only viewed as dead weight for their team by fans and management. They nonetheless show up and put in minimal effort to keep up appearances and continue to get overpaid.
At this point in his career, Kirk Cousins is nothing more than a paycheck player for the Minnesota Vikings at quarterback.
by Stang September 20, 2020
by Roadhoe15 November 4, 2018
after 3 months of my begging, kate finally decided to sign over her paycheck and let me fuck her.
sign over your paycheck
sign over your paycheck
by fuckutoo September 1, 2010