taking money out of someone's wallet, shitting on the bill, and placing it back in the wallet for the person to find later.
by ilovethatpussy April 22, 2011
I was horny at work today, so I hit the hot steaming port a pot for half an hour to beat out a paycheck.
by Linusdoodle3 January 24, 2017
A take on the old expression 'pennies from heaven', in which a person expecting to get paid some money owed them when they most need it, is left with nothing or much less than expected.
Man1: I gotta come up with a hundred bucks to pay that speeding ticket before my old man finds out. Hey, remember that fifty you borrowed a couple weeks back?
Man2: Oh, yeah; right. Listen; I'll get that to you in a couple weeks, K?
Man 1: Ah, you're leaving me with paychecks from purgatory!
Man2: Oh, yeah; right. Listen; I'll get that to you in a couple weeks, K?
Man 1: Ah, you're leaving me with paychecks from purgatory!
by jigsawz67 February 23, 2011
Likewise, in every supermarket in Canada, cuts of beef suitable for roast beef are terribly expensive. I go to the supermarket and look in the meat section for something I can afford. If my eyes stray onto the price tag of a roast of beef, what pops into my mind is the bit about the second mortgage!
PS It's "free-range" not "range-free."
PS It's "free-range" not "range-free."
by David Ferrier September 24, 2007
shake receives orgasmic paychecks
by Rissole Rozz July 17, 2007
A fitting nickname for Chase Bank because of it’s ultra-sneaky nickel-and-diming practices which will easily drain every last dollar from your small account unless you question every petty fee getting stolen from you.
Chase Bank CEO Jamie Dimon is a master scammer targeting the poor who has singlehandedly refined all of the usurious policies of his Chase After Your Paycheck Bank to maximize his own gigantic profit.
by Dr Bunnygirl March 27, 2021
Response given to someone who is annoyed at all the extra time they've been putting in at work even though they are being compensated for it.
Rob was whining about putting in a 60 hour work week so I told him to "rub your paycheck where it hurts"
by Calihog July 27, 2009