a small village type place in Bristol, by Cribbs Causeway. Patchway is full of mostly poor people chavs and old people. which are all the same thing. most of the inhabitants of Patchway will live and die there, most being born in southmeed hospital, going to Patchway comunity Collage (was Patchway High), getting pregnent/someone pregnent, getting a council house in Patchway, then after having a family of gobbie shites, will die in Patchway. Patchway has everything to cater to the needs of its populus, 3 places to drink, a spar shop, a fire station, a chemists, a doctors, a council housing office, a postoffice (the que's on benifits day are amasing! and also a very large Asda when half the village can get a job.
by missvelika July 12, 2006
Patchway Community School, is a school placed in UK, England, it is the shitties school that ever existed.
by Kizz_ May 19, 2022
It is a person of high standards until she has had a drink and starts acting in a whore-ish manner! For example if you are on a night out she would be the first one to take her bra off and be in a wet tshirt competition, dancing on a bar in slag pants, loving the attention from men!!
#PW #wettshirt #haventreallygotanystandards #alwaysonetoomany
#PW #wettshirt #haventreallygotanystandards #alwaysonetoomany
by BlackSheepSlumdog July 28, 2016