Someone who speak the truth, only the truth and nothing but the truth.
Founded in a group chat a few months back as the the legend of Parsons is reborn and has now become a religion that is worshiped by a handful of superior individuals.

Look at that guy! He must me a parsonist

Parsonist by Dj Parsons August 10, 2019

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paulsonist

Someone who believes in Paulsonism or Paulsisium/Paulsizium, a religion that worships Sarah Paulson

I have a Sarah Paulson shrine because I am a Paulsonist

paulsonist by M8! December 21, 2020

arsonist

a person who sets fire to anything to cause serious damage in the streets or on buildings using molotov cocktails any of the black market weapons

''fuckin hell! that arsonist looks like he's gona really do damage on that fuckin building!''

arsonist by sweet jesus April 12, 2006

Dirty William Parsons

The act of taking a leviathan telescope (54 feet in length) up the ass, so the person on the other end can get an in depth view.

Person 1: Did you hear Max did a Dirty William Parsons with John last night? John swore he could make out planets
Person 2: Wow, wanna do it tonight?

Dirty William Parsons by BigDog92 May 12, 2021

Passionista

Someone overzealously enthusiastic towards something. Wanting to be recognized for your love of something.

I know everyone loves chocolate, but she is a chocolate passionista!

Passionista by Byondblac November 7, 2012

The Alan Parsons Project

Awesome progressive rock group that was a mix of the WAY TOO over-popularized Beatles and very trippy Pink Floyd. Unlike the Beatles, APP is very relaxed and are less happy and have a cooler much less annoying sound to their music. The only similarity would be the vocal sound. They are much like Pink Floyd in their tune and mellowness. They are more in touch with the world than the too-happy Beatles were.

It's a shame that the Alan Parsons Project isn't as popular as the Beatles. They are way better and less annoying.

The Alan Parsons Project by JobesJeebs May 27, 2008

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026