while titty humping some bitch backwards, so that your anus is in the vacinity of her mouth. as you are about to reach climax, proceed to punch her in the stomach and simultaneously release fecal matter directly into her mouth.
i was out with Gina Lord and we were getting pie-eyed at Frank's house. She got so shnockered that i convinced her to let me titty fuck her. she asked me what i was doing facing that way and i said, "nothing but you are ozone stargazing!" and then i dropped huge anchor in her face.
by Lance Corporal Armstrong Furburger April 26, 2004