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This is the short form of Osbourn High School in Manassas, VA. For the most part, it's a fairly boring place. Unfortunately, the school is of the shittiest quality and the adminstration is corrupt to the harsh detriment of the students. With many stupid and senile teachers, it's a wonder any students manage to be accepted into college at all. It's a shame so many tax payers pay for their children to be cheated out of an education.
-"Hey do you like your high school?"
-"Nah man, I go to Osbourn."
osbourn by osbournsucks September 6, 2016
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Osbourn Park 

One of the skeeziest places in northern virginia thats full of drug dealing, designer bag toting, abercrombie wearing, alcoholic kids who outspend daddy's bank accounts and think theyre hott because of it.
OMG that girl is SO, osbourn park.
Osbourn Park by Jennifer Divougue November 8, 2008

Osbourn Park 

the best high school in prince william. people can be really rich and self centered. the boys are all bros and the girls are all sluts. OP!
Osbourn Park is where its at!
Osbourn Park by littlegirl12 February 2, 2010

Osbourn High School 

Osbourn High School is the only high school in the Manassas City Public School system there for making it the best one ever. The school recived mad credit for the sex scandal that occured November of 2005. Two girls from the volleyball team and three boys on the football team engaging in oral sex in the auditorium. (thats why you know you want to be here) It is the place were you would find anything you need: coke(in a can) pixi sticks and Ocean Spray lol
See what Osbourn High School is all about: just go to youtube and search it :D

[osbourn park]

The coolest high school in America, especially in the Northern VA, because we can drink and we get more wet than anyone you know.
Only douche bags dick clowns would rag on Osbourn Park people because they're emotional and have no friends.
[osbourn park] by stop this October 22, 2008

The Shi Osborne 

When you have 5 kills and blame the whole team for your mistakes.
(The shi osborne) OMG HE IS SO TRASH YET I HAVE 5 kills AND HE HAS 40

Ozzy Osbourne 

Known as The Ozzman, or the Blizzard, Ozzy Osbourne as one of the creators of Heavy Metal. In the late 60s him and 3 other guys set out to make a band known as Black Sabbath(also known as the first ever Heavy metal band). Ozzy led them out of England and into much bigger places. In the mid 70s the band kicked out The Ozzman, and he had to go on his own. In 1980 he came out with his first CD, "The Blizzard of Ozz". Ever since then he has hit some high and low spots. At the moment he has a show on MTV. Ozzy Osbourne's songs > most songs.
"Ozzy Osbourne, the Godfather of Heavy Metal."
Ozzy Osbourne by Mikey July 9, 2003
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