on my feed

A phrase referring to the Facebook news-feed, used after being accused of stalking a friend.

Rusty: Hey, so you went shopping yesterday?
Eva: Woah, stalker!!
Rusty: I was on Facebook. It was on my feed!!!

by MisterKnowItAll11 January 23, 2011

off my feed

If I'm too upset or disgusted to eat, I’m off my feed.

I saw two guys bustin slobs on the light rail. I'll be off my feed all day.

by American Mutt March 25, 2006

Breaking my feed

When someone or something has been posted multiple times by various people. Thus, taking over the viewers timeline.

Dude what is up with this guy in a shark suit breaking my feed today!??!

by Dante_ck October 10, 2016

Skank my feed

Originally coined as a term to describe the act of illegally obtaining cable or satellite services, the term 'skanking my feed' is suitable for any situation wherein someone is ripping you off, cheating on you or just generally stealing your thunder.

"I can't believe Latisha was creeping up on the come up on my man like that! Bitch is trying to skank my feed!"

"Dude c'mon, quit skanking my feed and get your own stash!"

by Jachobim November 9, 2006

Blowin up my feed

the act of a facebook friend posting so many status updates, that all you see is the picture and name repeatedly on you news feed.

Josh-@Sammy, your blowin up my feed, STOP!(1 sec ago)
Sammy- Cuttest jacket ever at rugby!(20 sec ago)
Sammy- Made it to the mall YAYZ!(3 min ago)
Sammy- DANG! major traffic jam!(12 min ago)
Sammy- on the freeway!(15 min ago)
Joe- Won my meet!(18 min ago)
Sammy- pulling out of the driveway (19 min ago)
Sammy- getting in the car(19 min ago)
Sammy- goin to the mall! (20 min ago)

by Joshiepooperz October 24, 2010

It was on my news feed

The all-purpose excuse for knowing something that's really none of your business. Used primarily to avoid accusations of Facebook creeping.

Sally: ...and then we talked on Facebook for like two hours and he said we should meet up soon.
Megan: oh yeah I knew that!
Sally: How? Were you Facebook creeping?
Megan: uhh no, it was on my news feed.

by brems November 15, 2009

feeding my ants

Because ants are attracted to protein and fructose, "feeding one's ants" means masturbating to the point of ejaculation such that the expelled semen attracts a swarm of ants

Black: "Dude, I've been feeding my ants to Rik's pictures"

Bil: "Why are there ants crawling on my keyboard?"
Mei: "You've been feeding your ants, haven't you? >=\"

by atlusOnlineSucks April 3, 2012