The Old Lady

An old lady that always calls the cops.

Stupid old lady.

by chode November 23, 2003

To the old lady

When you cheers with another member and say "to the old lady" both members are required to finish their drink

Prerson 1: "This keystone light is delicious!" *cheers* "to the old lady"
Person 2: *cheers* (internally "shit")
both members finish their beverages

by Lawn chair January 8, 2017

Old lady

An irish hip way of saying mum/mother.

"ah alri my old lady's calling me"
"My old lady said no"
"my old lady is such a bitch"
"thats my old lady"

by sopureirish August 11, 2008

Old Lady

While the above definions are true, they're only limited to certian areas in USA or Canada. The universal term, or definition, of an Old Lady is simply an old lady, mostly found in ghettos, who are always calling the cops. 99% of the time they're white, and 60% of the time are single. They believe that calling the cops will solve everything.

<1> Shit, shes got a phone.
<2> Prolly callin the cops.
<1> Fucking old lady.

by aplz July 21, 2004

old ladies

A name for the over developed breasts of a younger woman. Ample breasts that do not fit well in a sleeveless blouse.

I would have gotten up for Eminem's "We Made You," but those old ladies were holding me back.

by bobbie_fisher April 25, 2009

Old Lady

to soak in water for a period of time long enough for your fingers to wrinkle. Then wrap your hand around a guys cock and vigoriously move up and down until the male begins to cum, much like a handy.

My girl and I were soaking in the hot tub. She got bored and gave me an old lady. I finished on the grass.

by BSMore March 8, 2019

old lady's cane

A sexual act where an old woman (preferably without teeth) is performing oral sex on a man, and just as he is about to achieve orgasm, she hooks her finger into his rectum.

You know Mrs. Wilson down the street? She gave me an Old Lady's Cane last week!

by tcdacsap June 27, 2010