The city that everyone else in America fears yet secretly admires and/or wants to visit.
A place where you can drop a cool million bucks in an afternoon buying things that will go out of style next week.
A town as culturally alien to the residents of Des Moines or Omaha as Moscow or Baghdad is and vice versa.
Where Jews outnumber Protestants 14 to 1. Heck, even Muslims and Hindus outnumber Protestants in NYC.
A place that elected Hillary Clinton and Rudy Giuliani and will be forever blamed for anything either one of them does in the Oval Office.
A place where you can drop a cool million bucks in an afternoon buying things that will go out of style next week.
A town as culturally alien to the residents of Des Moines or Omaha as Moscow or Baghdad is and vice versa.
Where Jews outnumber Protestants 14 to 1. Heck, even Muslims and Hindus outnumber Protestants in NYC.
A place that elected Hillary Clinton and Rudy Giuliani and will be forever blamed for anything either one of them does in the Oval Office.
by Assex 776 October 5, 2007
by s.l December 13, 2003
1) No Yankee Country- this here's no Yankee country
2) Neo Yiddish Cunt- that Jew princess bit$h is a neo Yiddish cunt
3) Negative Yo-yo Conditions- the string is tangled, how am I supposed to yo-yo in these negative yo-yo conditions
4) Nocturnal Yesterday Clothes- wearing the clothes I had on last night
5) New Yogurt Choice- anytime another flavor or brand of yogurt is introduced, you now have a new yogurt choice
6) Nephew You Cool- what snoop dog says to any young black guy he knows
7) New Years Clown- the fool who gets drunk off the champagne fastest
8) Never Yank Clothed- males should avoid at all cost, it seems as painful as it is impossible
9) Nextel Yellow Chirp- a guy was talking about how his yellow nextel used to chirp while talking to his friend
10) Nicaraguan Youth Cartel- an organization of young men establishing themselves as future drug lords
2) Neo Yiddish Cunt- that Jew princess bit$h is a neo Yiddish cunt
3) Negative Yo-yo Conditions- the string is tangled, how am I supposed to yo-yo in these negative yo-yo conditions
4) Nocturnal Yesterday Clothes- wearing the clothes I had on last night
5) New Yogurt Choice- anytime another flavor or brand of yogurt is introduced, you now have a new yogurt choice
6) Nephew You Cool- what snoop dog says to any young black guy he knows
7) New Years Clown- the fool who gets drunk off the champagne fastest
8) Never Yank Clothed- males should avoid at all cost, it seems as painful as it is impossible
9) Nextel Yellow Chirp- a guy was talking about how his yellow nextel used to chirp while talking to his friend
10) Nicaraguan Youth Cartel- an organization of young men establishing themselves as future drug lords
by Solid Mantis August 1, 2016
Did you hear about LA, Chicago, Tokyo, London, Rome, Paris, or Cairo or any other city? Yea, well they are all NOTHING compared to NYC. NYC is the best city in the world. Any other comment is unacceptable. Spider-man swings around here and he loves it. Al capone was born here. NYC is also known as The Big Apple, and I like apples! :)
person #1: Fuck NYC!
person #2: I'm from NYC...
Person #1: Oh shit I'm sorry please don't kill me!!!
Person#2: No, bow down!
Person #1: ok!!! whatever you say!!! **bows down**
Person #2: Now kiss my shoes!!!
Person #1: OK!! OK!!! **kiss shoes**
Person #2: Now kill yourself.
Person #1: Ok! BOOM!!!
Person #2: hah... it's good to be a new yorker.
person #2: I'm from NYC...
Person #1: Oh shit I'm sorry please don't kill me!!!
Person#2: No, bow down!
Person #1: ok!!! whatever you say!!! **bows down**
Person #2: Now kiss my shoes!!!
Person #1: OK!! OK!!! **kiss shoes**
Person #2: Now kill yourself.
Person #1: Ok! BOOM!!!
Person #2: hah... it's good to be a new yorker.
by nyc dude July 11, 2008
Friend : "I went ham on this girl and then the next day I got with this porn star. I am also thinking about moving to Australia in the fall but I need to get with that girl I met last week at the bookstore. Hey you got any green? I want to smoke."
Friend 2: "NYC."
Friend 2: "NYC."
by MrSniffles October 7, 2012
Yes, NYC is a great city, but let's get over the "greatest city in the world" crap. I live here. get over it. get over it, please. That is why people get annoyed by slobbering New Yorkers saying, "it's the greatest city in the world!"
by Chanclaverde April 22, 2005
1. New York City
2. abbreviation for 'Nice' (in an earnest way)
commonly (though not exclusively) used in social media by South Asian girls
2. abbreviation for 'Nice' (in an earnest way)
commonly (though not exclusively) used in social media by South Asian girls
by Raj Eleanor Rigby June 1, 2018